idea: sketch/sitcom premise

following their parents' deaths, mary-kate and ashley olsen learn that they were originally mary, kate, & ashley-- a set of triplets. in a grisly revelation, we find out that kate was actually eaten by one of her sisters before they were born (though we don't know which).

in a fit of anguish, mary (who dropped the "kate" from her name) and ashley vow to make things right. they adopt a teenager, rename her "kate," and try to assimilate her into their cult of olsen twins triplets. kate, however, is rebellious, resentful, and kind of goth-y. she has an urkel-type outcast role with a catchphrase like "you've got to be [bleep]-ing [bleep]-ing me," which is always immediately followed by a shot of mary and ashley with a "full house" throwback, "how wude!"